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Who exactly is Pat M.'s friend, and is there a connection to Colorado? Okay, the question has been asked. If it's an invasion of privacy, I apologize. Cat

said he had been painting since three or four a.m. and because I did not know whether he was painting a house (I didn't think so but you never know) or painting inside the house as in a studio his own I decided to ask him: and I asked him with some excitement because I secretly hoped he would be...

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?' She pulled the top of the negligee to one...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal

Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST...

An Interview With An Eighty-year-old Bride The local news station was interviewing an eighty-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at eighty, and then about her...

Self naming A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an Attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "My name is "Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the...

Washcloth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my...

> To Be 6 Again... > > > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing > his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far > off he asked what she'd like to have for her > Birthday. > > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.. > > >...