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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is...

One day, a son asks his dad, "Daddy, would you like to run a marathon with me ? The father says, "Yes". And they run their first marathon together. Another time, the son asks his dad again, "Daddy, would you like to run a marathon with me ? The father says, "Yes son". And they do. One day...

Do you have... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter...

How Old Am I?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to...