penguins

Little blue penguins starve to death at sea Dozens of dead or dying little blue penguins have washed up on Waikato's west coast beaches and it appears they may have starved. Conservation Department (DOC) biodiversity threats ranger Garry Hickman said 50 dead penguins were found along Kawhia to...

They've been handing out pamphlets in Leicester Square (for 'Leicester' read 'Worcester') ever since our latest victory (for 'victory' read 'disaster') and all the penguins in Worcester Square (for 'penguins' read 'pigeons') have, like dodos, forgotten how to fly (for 'fly' read 'do long...