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A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The...

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The...

Taxing Profession A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions. What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant says, "No, no, no. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The...