A reminder to all that plonker besides meaning ( idiot ) also is a reference to a certain part of the male anatomy.
And no matter how fond one might become of that certain part..... it is still only that.
And it usually has a mind of its own.
So I am not sure that I would assume that you have been given a compliment Mikado... but of course with your ego... almost anything is possible.
And what I do with my pantyhose is not up for discussion here... Sweetheart.