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Why my Harshest Critics are Secretly in Love with Me, and Other Observations from the Front Lines,
Or, Love Letters to Heather Martin
by Kevin D. Annett

Kevin Annetts Why my Harshest Critics are Secretly in Love with Me, and Other Observations from the Front Lines, Or, Love Letters to Heather Martin I should start by saying I'm not a man so lonely as to seek out all the female attention I seem to be garnering these days. Okay, sure, it's coming at me over the internet, and it's generally nasty and stupid, but isn't that love in action? I mean, even my enemies admit that I am sort of cute.

And so I'm tempted to heed the advice of my closest friends who keep urging me to "respond" to the creepy internet comments being made about me again, like clock work, now that our work is taking down more of the bad guys in high places. Because I do have to admit that all this attention is kind of titillating for me.
There really isn't much to respond to, first of all, besides hysteria. People can shriek "Kevin Annett's a con man!" without any proof for only so long before they just get boring. And even some of the more intelligent (read, paid) critics who have sleuthed about and "discovered" that the IP addresses for our common law court emails can be traced to friends of mine in Canada don't seem to be operating on full mental thrusters, since the deceptive cloaking of one's real location is, well, you know boys and girls, just standard procedure in a war.

Maybe that's part of their problem – my critics, that is. They're living in a child's world. They simply won't understand who and what we're dealing with, and how we must often operate in secrecy to not only stay effective but stay alive.

Yes, it's true that most of our Common Law Court and Tribunal officers use pseudonyms: well, duh, I wonder why that would be? Just ask former Belgian Member of Parliament Laurent Louis why. Laurent went public with his support for our Tribunal's exposure of high level child rapists just two months ago, and now he's facing years in jail on trumped up charges. So, sorry folks, but the survival of our work and eyewitnesses is more important than the need to placate critics: even if the latter are secretly in love with me.

But as for true confessions: well, sigh, yes it's true that one of our best people in Europe has gone by the false name of George Dufort for several years now. But no, friends, he is not me. Nor did I ever "admit" that he is to anyone, internet lies to the contrary. Who is George Dufort, really? Does it really matter? Only to the other side, who very much want to unmask and whack him, and to nitpicking morons who probably have my picture secretly pinned to their bedroom wall.
And so I guess I really shouldn't be so amazed by the orgasmic vehemence with which total strangers whom I've never met will attack me while ignoring the real criminals, the child torturers and top level perverts who prey on the innocent. It's always safer to shoot laterally than upwards. And we've all been conditioned to fear and attack each other rather than the rulers. It's how slaves think.

So ultimately, folks, I pity rather than resent all the "Stop Kevin Annett" bozos who spend their pathetic days glued to their computer screens, searching for new ways to bring me down. They just need to get a life.

And of course, that's where I come in, because I have one: a life, that is. And they resent it. Or maybe more to the point, they love me for it, and so, being mediocre, they must hate me. After all, only someone infatuated with Kevin Annett would spend so much time attacking him. I learned that after my divorce.

And so, dear Heather Martin, or Christine, or whatever name you're going by this week: I am here for you, when all is said and done. I'm an Aquarius, I'm in my late fifties although I look younger, I like to take long walks on the beach and I enjoy romantic candle-lit dinners, and I have this thing about flogging guys in clerical robes with the truth and locking them up in prisons. Do you think, well, there might be a chance for you and me?

Take your time, sweetie. I don't expect an answer right away. These things take awhile, especially since, as the old Broadway number reminds us, you always hurt the one you love.
Kevin Annett is a secret member of an advanced alien race seeking to overthrow anyone devoted to imbibing American beer and Canadian platitudes. He spends his days commanding his army of drones from a hidden base just outside of Biggar, Saskatchewan. He is the father of 193 illegitimate children from all the women he's conned, and is presently working on a new novel about the mating habits of catholic clergy. He is secretly married to Heather Martin, who hates it the way he'll never take out the recycling on time on pick up day.
Kevin Annett was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2013 and 2014. Messages for him can be left at 250-591-4573 (Canada) or 386-323-5774 (USA). His personal website is .See the evidence of Genocide in Canada and other crimes at and at the website of The International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State at, and at, the site for the Common Law court network.
An International, multi-lingual ITCCS site can be found at:

The complete Common Law Court proceedings of Genocide in Canada are found at: – Common Law Court Proceedings – Genocide in Canada (Part One) – 1 hr. 46 mins. – Common Law Court Proceedings – Genocide in Canada (Part Two) – 1 hr. 47 mins. – Final Court Verdict and Sentencing – 8 mins. 30 secs. – Authorizations and Endorsements of ITCCS/Kevin Annett by indigenous eyewitnesses – 10 mins. – Irene Favel, Eyewitness to the incineration of a newborn baby by a priest at Muscowegan Catholic Indian school, Saskatchewan, 1944 – Other key testimonies from our Court case against genocide in Canada

"I gave Kevin Annett his Indian name, Eagle Strong Voice, in 2004 when I adopted him into our Anishinabe Nation. He carries that name proudly because he is doing the job he was sent to do, to tell his people of their wrongs. He speaks strongly and with truth. He speaks for our stolen and murdered children. I ask everyone to listen to him and welcome him."
Chief Louis Daniels – Whispers Wind
Elder, Crane Clan, Anishinabe Nation, Winnipeg, Manitoba