Blonde Carpet Shopping
A blonde walks into a rug shop...she finds the perfect rug and bends over to feel the texture. She lets out a huge fart and she turns round quickly to see if anyone noticed. The salesman popped up his head and asked if she needs any help! She nervously asks "How much is this rug?" and the salesman says "Lady if you farted just touching it...your gonna crap yourself when you hear the price".