Translation

This guy was so mean and horrible that when he died the devil himself greeted him down in hell.

Devil..."My friend!!! I have been waiting for you. You did so well on earth that IM GOING TO LET YOU CHOOSE YOUR ETERNAL PUNISHMENT"

The Guy..." Okey dokey Mr. Devil...show me what you got"

So the devil shows him three doors and tells him to choose one of them as the eternal punishment

first door....a guy tied up and demons are torching and eating the hell out of him

The guys slams the door shut and says hellll no!!!

second door... Another guy tied up upside down in a bucket of sh!t while demons are ripping his toe nails with pliers

The guys slams the door shut and says hellll no!!! AGAIN...

third door... there is a guy sitting on a couch while a woman is sucking him off...cum is pouring down her face and all over the room as the guys looked in pain

The guy says" wow...wait a minute. I think this is something I can handle

Devil..." Are you sure this is were you want to spend eternity???

The guy... Hell yeah dude. lets get it on!!!

Devil " Ok then. HEY MARIA GET UP , YOUR REPLACEMENT JUST ARRIVED!!!