Confucius Say:

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Virginity like bubble
one prick, all gone.


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Man who run in front of car
get tired.


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Man who run behind car
get exhausted.


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Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.


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Foolish man give wife grand piano
wise man give wife upright organ.


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Man with one chopstick
go hungry.


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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.


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Baseball is wrong
man with four balls cannot walk.


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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.


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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.


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It take many nails to build crib
but one screw to fill it.


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Man who drive like hell
bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet
is high on pot.


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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well
often catch crabs.


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Man who fart in church
sit in own pew.


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Crowded elevator smell different
to midget.


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