Boiling Frog
Truth Activist
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
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Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
Sincerely, Google
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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
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Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ended there because some Spanish douche bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
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Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up....
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
-------------------------------------------------
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
-------------------------------------------------
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
----------------------------------------------------
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
----------------------------------------------
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
Sincerely, Google
-------------------------------------------------
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
-----------------------------------------------
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
----------------------------------------------------
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
-----------------------------------------------------------
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ended there because some Spanish douche bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
-------------------------------------------------------
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
--------------------------------------------------
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
-------------------------------------------------------
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up....
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant