[Must See!] B*tch please! I am Ale-Ale-Alejandro! Yes, that one. So you've heard of me?

My name is Alejandro and this isn't the first forum community I have joined. I always manage to get myself kicked out and banned for life so please feel free to place your bets at how long I’ll last here.

Sometimes I get kicked out for saying I wrote a book. No one ever likes that, I still haven’t figured it out. Before I became an author I was in porn. From porn to prose, I do it all. I guess that would make me somewhat of a Renaissance Man. I’m not that self-glorifying so I just think of myself as well-rounded.

Other times I get kicked out for typing out the phrase “ IN EMINENTI.” How was I supposed to know it was a deadly weapon? :innocent: Yeah, so now I’m not allowed within 500 ft of the Los Angeles Archdiocese. It made Cardinal Mahoney so scared he filed a restraining order against me, f**ker called me “dangerous” All that holy water and altar boy orgies has apparently had a negative effect on his sense of reality because he’s delusional. I am 5’ 7’’ and I weigh 120 after a large meal—WTF “dangerous?”

Well he’s not the only one because every fat cat in Hollywood pisses himself the minute I bounce into the room. I paid the CIA one little visit and Piraeus jumped ship, f**ker panicked. Don’t they train them not to panic? Hell, back in 2005 the DEA started giving their agents a three-day training course all about me… and then they tell me “Calm down sir, not everything is about you.” Well, thank god it’s not because if it wasn’t for that little training course I would never have been able to saunter my pretty a** through MIA customs like a cock on a wall.

Man, I should write a book… [bad joke]

Well, if you’ve made this far I must be doing something right. Everyone calls me “crazy” and I tell them that I only appear to be crazy, because they lack the intellect to be able to comprehend my creativity, which only makes them more confused. Look, don’t judge me for playing with stupid people. If it wasn't for them, I would have nothing to play with … except myself and that just isn't inappropriate—it’s not like I’m still 20 years old and can get paid for it.

That must be why everyone’s so scared of me. I am not a conspiracy theorist. In fact, up until they made the effort to f**k with my life, we all had our d**ks in the same wh*re—at the same time too. I don’t need to theorize, I already know all the secrets.

I produced a video and it made Obama’s testicles pull up so quick they’re call him Alvin on Capitol Hill—fact. I’m not going to mention the title or anything because I don’t want to get accused of spamming, God forbid. Well, Youtube freaked out and pulled it within a couple hours. You would think it would have made me paranoid and looking for bug up my a** [sorry I'm colorful I can't help it].

I told them to sue me because I've been building a $100 Million-dollar counter law suit I would love to smack them in the mouth with. I think it scared them because they didn't touch the second version I uploaded. I hate that version, it makes me sound like a whiny b*tch crying “Why me?”—I hate that!

Anyway, so yeah, that kind of wraps it up in a nutshell—easy to swallow [keep the jokes to yourselves] LOL

Ok guys, places those bets Let’s see who ends up on top. [puh- duhm-pum]

Hi Alejandro and welcome.

I don't know how many people on this forum have ever heard of you, I myself have not. So I guess I can say, "nice to meet you" .

You won't get banned from this forum as long as you follow the rules/guidelines we have laid out. You're free to speak your mind here.

As long as you're not posting the title and link to your video to spam us, and it IS about spreading information to people, then you can post that here. I know that you cannot currently post links so you can PM me and I can post those it for you (once I verify of course ).

So, welcome! Stick to the rules and there won't be a problem with you being a member here at UHF.


PS. You're not the only member we have here that has been banned from numerous forums.

Nice to make Your aquaintance fellow multi banned.
I think You will have Your work cut out upon here to be banned, as Lady of the light is wise beyond most.
Hobbit

Welcome too, everyone's pretty nice here

I'm in the same boat sorry never heard of you. But you must be doing something right if THEY'RE afraid of you

Thanks guys! That's really awesome. I've been feeling pretty isolated lately. It's nice to finally feel welcomed somewhere. A very special thank you to our Lady of Light. I think I can see the end of the tunnel now.

I know the feeling I feel the same way,except for my one friend who is like a mom to me, and Lady of Light is pretty awesome.

I think that Cardinal rightfully has his own problems right now so maybe he won't be that insensed by what you have to say!

So with your background in porn.... what was your book about then? we don't need to be too descriptive I suppose <g>.... but was it fiction? or non-fiction?, A biography? What inspired you to become an author?

Authors have different ways of observing things and reasons for involving themselves in forum conversations. I just wondered why it was important for you to join this particular Forum?

You do seem particularly proud of your ability to get kicked off of various forums<g>... were you trying? I managed to get kicked off a forum... it seemed awfully easy!

But that raises the question of course..... are you planning on testing Lady of Lights good will and gracious behavior? because as others have said.... You would have to go some to manage that here! On the other hand I would hate to see you abuse her good nature.

If you have" set your cap" on getting kicked off..... then I would wonder why you go through that effort?... And if that was the case... why are you doing that instead of sharing worthwhile information and the good company that can be found here?

Suspicious minds gather on Forums too. I am sure that you have noticed!

Linda

ianchris948 said:

My name is Alejandro and this isn't the first forum community I have joined. I always manage to get myself kicked out and banned for life so please feel free to place your bets at how long I’ll last here.

Sometimes I get kicked out for saying I wrote a book. No one ever likes that, I still haven’t figured it out. Before I became an author I was in porn. From porn to prose, I do it all. I guess that would make me somewhat of a Renaissance Man. I’m not that self-glorifying so I just think of myself as well-rounded.

Other times I get kicked out for typing out the phrase “ IN EMINENTI.” How was I supposed to know it was a deadly weapon? :innocent: Yeah, so now I’m not allowed within 500 ft of the Los Angeles Archdiocese. It made Cardinal Mahoney so scared he filed a restraining order against me, f**ker called me “dangerous” All that holy water and altar boy orgies has apparently had a negative effect on his sense of reality because he’s delusional. I am 5’ 7’’ and I weigh 120 after a large meal—WTF “dangerous?”

Well he’s not the only one because every fat cat in Hollywood pisses himself the minute I bounce into the room. I paid the CIA one little visit and Piraeus jumped ship, f**ker panicked. Don’t they train them not to panic? Hell, back in 2005 the DEA started giving their agents a three-day training course all about me… and then they tell me “Calm down sir, not everything is about you.” Well, thank god it’s not because if it wasn’t for that little training course I would never have been able to saunter my pretty a** through MIA customs like a cock on a wall.

Man, I should write a book… [bad joke]

Well, if you’ve made this far I must be doing something right. Everyone calls me “crazy” and I tell them that I only appear to be crazy, because they lack the intellect to be able to comprehend my creativity, which only makes them more confused. Look, don’t judge me for playing with stupid people. If it wasn't for them, I would have nothing to play with … except myself and that just isn't inappropriate—it’s not like I’m still 20 years old and can get paid for it.

That must be why everyone’s so scared of me. I am not a conspiracy theorist. In fact, up until they made the effort to f**k with my life, we all had our d**ks in the same wh*re—at the same time too. I don’t need to theorize, I already know all the secrets.

I produced a video and it made Obama’s testicles pull up so quick they’re call him Alvin on Capitol Hill—fact. I’m not going to mention the title or anything because I don’t want to get accused of spamming, God forbid. Well, Youtube freaked out and pulled it within a couple hours. You would think it would have made me paranoid and looking for bug up my a** [sorry I'm colorful I can't help it].

I told them to sue me because I've been building a $100 Million-dollar counter law suit I would love to smack them in the mouth with. I think it scared them because they didn't touch the second version I uploaded. I hate that version, it makes me sound like a whiny b*tch crying “Why me?”—I hate that!

Anyway, so yeah, that kind of wraps it up in a nutshell—easy to swallow [keep the jokes to yourselves] LOL

Ok guys, places those bets Let’s see who ends up on top. [puh- duhm-pum]

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i think as you can see,its a peacful site,and i know that you know the boundaries and limitations you can go.
Welcome

Hi Linda. Wow your are inquisitive aren't you?

I actually like that. My zodiac sign is Scorpio and although I have a tendency to be wordy, I don't always do the best at explaining myself. Unfortunately, that sometimes raises suspicion but I assure you, my intentions are genuine and honest.

Which is why I encourage people to ask me questions. I am an open book and secrets become weapons that come back haunt. I have enough to worry about without having to keep track of patriot missiles pointed at my a**.

On a more serious note, my book is an autobiographical memoir that reflects on the death of a close friend of mine that was murdered in 2009. I didn't want to it to be written in self-pity so I gave it a unconventional spin and at the end of end of my book I come out of the "closet" so to speak, and reveal myself as being an "angel" without saying "I am an angel" because quite frankly, that's pathetic. Besides only someone who isn't an angel would have to say "I am an angel and this why ..."

I was my friend's beneficiary however the estate was stolen from me, I was locked out of my house by strangers and music artist Lady Gaga even made fun of me when she released the song "Alejandro." Since my friend's death I have been carefully documenting everything and in July 2012, the person who I believe killed my friend, advised me to write a book. Which was perfect because I was trying to figure out how to get his consent because my book reveals his identity. He gave me the cart-blanche and within a week the Library of Congress received the first draft. I don't think he realized how fast I would be able to put it together.

Getting back to how I've been banned before, I was being sarcastic because the reason why I kept getting banned was because I was targeting forums that were being operated by Freemasons in disguise. They all knew me, and when I started to tell Catholics about the condemnation of Freemasonry, they panicked and said I was "spamming ideas"

In fact Cardinal Mahoney and the current Arch Bishop are both Freemason, wolves in sheep's clothes leading the flock of God's lamb down a rocky path from which none will be able to climb up from.... that is the reason why the Catholic church excommunicated me and labeled me a heretic. It made me so angry Linda, that I sent a very ugly letter to Catholic.com and I told those a**holes I was going to give them the definition of heresy..... two months later 20 innocent children died at a Catholic school in Connecticut because those heretics prevented me from "spamming my idea"

My soul still aches and the blood will forever drip from their hands.

For the record, I don't ever take gracious hospitality for granted because I myself am very gracious to others, who in turn take it for granted. Based on the consequence I give others, I would never want to be on the receiving end of it.

My only intention is make friends and inform people who are receptive to the information I have to share because I fight my opposition 24 hours a day and in between battles I need to go somewhere safe to heal my wings.

Thank you Immortal Gemini.

Thanks Hobbit for exhibit A ... LOL When ever I see that funny face of her's I always remember the time I put her on blast because she misspelled the word douche.... She was a he and broadcasting live from inside MY house [I had been locked out] and using my friend's tablet, she wrote out "Pryck is a Douce" on her webcam feed.

I told him he was only allowed one insult at a time and then I told him that the next time he decided to insult me, he should consult a dictionary first so he could insult me properly without looking like an illiterate douche bag. It shouldn't be too much to ask for. Yeah, well that sneaky you know what went behind everyone's back and released "Alejandro" .... God work's in funny ways,