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A rabbi, priest, and belly dancer walk into a bar. Everyone turns their way, recognizing a joke when they're in one. The belly dancer, for all the swivel in her hips, is modest, and asks the rabbi and priest to go to another bar, but the rabbi and priest agree that whatever bar they enter...

"I've pulled you over for speeding now The breathalyzer! One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop...