Do this instead.
Oh, no, thanks. l've got some store-bought right over here of my own.
No, man. This is grass.
You mean, marijuana?
Lord have mercy! ls that what that is? Let me see that.
Go ahead, George. Light it up.
Oh, no, no, no, no. I couldn't do that. I mean, l've got enough problems with the, with the booze and all. I mean, uh, l can't afford to get hooked.
Huh. You won't get hooked.
Yeah, uh, well, l know, but, I mean, it leads to harder stuff. You, you say it's all right? Well, uh, all right then. Well, how, how do l do it?
Well, uh, that's got, got a real nice taste to it, though l don't suppose it'll do me much good though. I mean, l'm so used to the booze and everything.
You've got to hold it in your lungs longer, George.
Oh, wow! What ... was that, man? What, what the hell was that, man?
l don't know, man. I mean like, hey man, wow, l was watching this object, man, like, like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? I mean like it was just going right across the sky, man, and then ... I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzing right off, man. lt flashed and....
You're stoned out of your mind, man.
Oh, yeah. Like I mean, l'm stoned, man. But, like, you know, l saw a satellite, man. And it was going across the sky, and it flashed three times at me and zigzagged and whizzed off, man. And l saw it.
That was a UFO beaming back at you. Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago. We seen 40 of them flying in formation. They have got bases all over the world now, you know. They've been coming here ever since 1946 when the scientists first started bouncing radar beams off of the moon. And they have been living and working among us in vast quantities ever since. The government knows all about 'em.
What are you talking, man?
Hmm. Well, you just seen one of them, didn't you?
Hey, man, l saw something, man, but l didn't see it working here, you know what I mean?
Well, they are people just like us, from within our own solar system. Except that their society is more highly evolved. I mean, they don't have no wars, they got no monetary system, they don't have any leaders because I mean each man is a leader. I mean each man ... because of their technology they are able to feed, clothe, house and transport themselves equally and with no effort.
Well, you know something, man? I think, you want to know what l think? l think this is a crackpot idea! That's what l think. How about that? How about a little of that? I think it's a crackpot idea. I mean, if they're so smart, why don't they just reveal themselves to us, huh, and get it over with?
Why don't they reveal themselves to us is because if they did it would cause a general panic. Now, I mean, we still have leaders upon whom we rely for the release this information. These leaders have decided to repress this information because of the tremendous shock that it would cause to our antiquated systems. Now, the result of this has been that the Venusians have contacted people at all walks of life, all walks of life.
It would be a devastating blow to our antiquated systems. So now Venusians are meeting with people in all walks of life in an advisory capacity. For once, man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.
How's your joint, George?
Oh, my. I believe, l believe it went out. l got to, I got to talking so much l clean forgot about, uh, went out.
Well, save it, and we'll do it tomorrow morning first thing, right? lt gives you a whole new way of looking at the day.
Well, l sure could use that. Yeah, I sure could use a little of that.