ducks

I hope these 2 ducks decide to stay. They showed up here sometime this afternoon, we noticed them around 4:30 pm EST. Just sitting there on the side of the pool. They have never visited us before, so this was quite an unusual sight. Since we are in the middle of the city, I would have never...

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?" "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish." "Great, can I try it?" "Sure." First guy rubs the bottle...

B or D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?" "A genie from a...