The Funny and Wise Things Our Children Can Say..

day

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• Mar 15, 2010

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funny quotes as told by Kids
about love...


When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You know that your name is safe in their mouth.


Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.


Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

 

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day

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Re: Quotes from Children - the funny and wise things our children can say..

 

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day

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Re: Quotes from Children - the funny and wise things our children can say..

There are two kinds of love-
Our love & God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

Love is important to God.

 

day

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• Mar 15, 2010

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Re: Quotes from Children - the funny and wise things our children can say..

My mommy loves me more than anybody.
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

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day

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Re: Quotes from Children - the funny and wise things our children can say..

When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.​

 

day

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On the first day of school,
the Kindergarten teacher said,

"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."​

A little voice from the back of the room asked,

"How will that help?"​

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day

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

She was about to turn off the light
when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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uplana

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• Jan 12, 2011

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.