Utah wants all gardens registered

Gardens are dangerous things. One might encounter some healthy vegetables there. People have been known to grow their own herbs there too. We all know where that leads, don't we? I know. Fresh *and* cost-efficient. We can't have that going on. What kind of society would we have if people could rely on their own self-sustenance? ANARCHY!!

Gardens are just the beginning. Don't let their innocence fool you.