To Be 6 Again...

> To Be 6 Again...
>
>
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
> his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far
> off he asked what she'd like to have for her
> Birthday.
>
>
> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror..
>
>
> On the morning of her
> Birthday , he arose early, made her a nice big
> bowl of Lucky Charms, and
> then took her to Six
> Flags theme park. What a day!
>
> He put her on every
> ride in the park; the Death Slide,
> the Wall of Fear, the
> Screaming Monster Roller
> Coaster, everything
> there was.
>
>
> Five hours later they
> staggered out of the theme park.
>
> Her head was reeling
> and her stomach felt upside down.
>
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her
> a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
> shake.
>
>
> Then it was off
> to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
> her favorite
> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
>
>
>
> Finally she wobbled home with her
> husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
>
>
>
> He leaned over his wife
> with a big
> smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> what was it
> like being six again?'
>
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
>
> The moral of the story:
> Even when a man is listening,
> he is gonna get it
> wrong.
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