Lunch With Dad

CASPER

THE FRIENDLY GHOST
> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
> We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching
> a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
> different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
> him.
>
> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
> the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
> choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
> classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
>
> 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
> wondering if you were my son.';
 
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