Turpentine vs Holy Water


A little boy is sitting on the corner with a gallon jug of turpentine shaking it up and looking at the bubbles.

A priest walks up and asks the boy what he has.

The boy says This here is the most powerful liquid in the world its called turpentine.

The priest tells the boy he is wrong that holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world.

The priest says if you take some holy water and rub it on the stomach of a pregnant woman she will pass a healthy baby.

The boy replies Aw thats nothin you take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cats a** and he will pass a Harley Davidson